yeah, my posts are short. yes they are weird. and yes i love to eat cat food, but really why am i here? is it to rant about life? to give you insight? to make you laugh? now i think we all know i am not really a dog; i am a person, but i dunno if i want to pretend to be a dog. i thought it would be easy to make up funny anecdotes based on a real dog, but she is so boreing that i might as well just tell you to watch lady and the tramp and add an old senile deaf cat to the picture and take away the boy dog. pfffft. more reasons i would love to be a dog:
11 dogs dont have high expectations in life: eat sleep and a few belly rubs is about all it takes
12 there's no one they need to impress, they want you to be proud of them but only for the belly rub
13 they are not self conscious nor do they need to be
14 they don't need cloths. as awesome as cloths are..they are SO inconvenient
15 mating has nothing to do with love...just who will be a good candidate to pass downm the best genes
16 no jobs...they find food or they wait for you to serve it to them
17 they're cute no matter how old they are
18 they are great foot warmers...that's not good for them, just for me :)
19 they are easy to please
20 they have short term memory about bad stuff
today i started school again, and as much as i miss ed school and was tired of vacation, i envy my dog...she gets to stay at home, no pressure to get a job or do homework or get a boyfriend....she can simply sleep al day then get all the pats and belly rubs she wants because we have company and everyone who has a dog knows, that when company is there, the dog WILL get petted.
chow! bark at ya later!
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